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Late Night Drive
We’d had another great show at a small nightclub in Aberystwyth, mid Wales. It had been a good night all round, great looking girls out for a good time and some “extra” fun afterwards. The only part of the night we had not been looking forward to was the drive back home, it’s a 5 hour drive at best on the worst Welsh roads you could imagine. Dave had driven his own car to the gig so I had the luxury of choosing which vehicle to travel home in, the comfy car, or the battered old van, the choice was quite easy! We stocked up on Red Bull to keep us awake and off we went leaving the lads in the old slow van. About an hour into the drive Dave informed me that we needed to stop for fuel. What! I asked him why he didn’t get any back in the town we had not long left? Dave responded by saying he thought it would be ok. However I knew this route and the chances of getting fuel were almost nil. Without any other option other than to keep driving we keep going well into the night. Luckily it was summer so the sun started to rise very early which was a massive relief and a big help.
We were still looking out for a fuel station without any luck when the inevitable happens, we run out of fuel and grind to a halt in the middle of nowhere. I was to say the least, a little bit pissed off. Dave trying to be clever – not – came up with the ground-breaking idea of pushing the car. I reminded him that we were hours away from anywhere remotely classed as civilisation, we could not find a filling station when we did actually have fuel, and that the car weighed approximately 2 tons. Dave seemed quite optimistic and wanted to give it a go, not wanting to send out any bad vibes I agreed to give it a go.
Not really believing my eyes – and after only 20 minutes of pushing – we roll around a bend and there right in front of us was a fuel station! At this point we were worn out and managed to jump into the car to roll the last few metres into the fuel stop … only to discover it was closed. We had a look around and much to our relief it was only about an hour until it was opening, we were happy again!
It wasn’t a long wait before we were able to fuel up and get back on the road, by this point we were both very sleepy and decided to alternate the driving in 20 minute blocks which would enable us to get back home safely. I drove first, then 20 minutes later Dave took over, and so on, this continued for hours. As soon as Dave took over the driving duties I fell asleep for what seemed like only a few minutes then had to wake for my turn driving. It’s amazing how fast 20 minutes can pass when you are very tired. After what seemed like and age we eventually arrived home, I passed out the instant my head hit the pillow and had a well earned sleep in my own bed.
The next day I met up with the lads who seemed quite eager to tell me that Dave had cheated on the way home the night before. Apparently each time I had fallen asleep Dave had wound the car’s clock on so that I thought I had slept for 20 minutes when in fact it was not even 5, bastard! I felt robbed. I had the last laugh the following week when I pissed in his bottle of Lucozade…
Van Explosion
In the early days money was very tight and to save cash we would do everything on the cheap, even down to the oil we would use in the van engine as we found out to our own detriment. It was a nice summer evening and as usual we were making our way to a show, the good news this time was that it was a local gig so we only had to travel about 60 miles. Four male strippers and their gear all bundled into the back of a battered old van bombing along country lanes, it’s always exciting when we travel as you never quite know what what the night will turn up.
We were hurtling through old country lanes in West Wales in convoy with another van driven by our compare. The compare is the guy that holds the show together by singing and introducing the lads on and off stage, he basically controls the whole flow of the night, without a good compare you end up with a lot of bored and rowdy ladies. Normally we’d all be in the same van but on this night the compare had brought his own van as he was working another gig the following day and had to leave right after the show.
Anyway, back to the point of the story, remember how I was saying that we did things on the cheap? Well on this occasion we found out what happens when gearbox oil is used in a van engine! After about 20 miles or so of driving we started to hear a loud rumbling noise coming form the general direction of the engine, I turned to Dave who was driving and asked if he had heard it too? He said he had but that it was nothing to worry about as the van always makes unusual noises. At this point nobody except Dave was aware of the gearbox oil that had been used in the engine, it would seem that Dave had conveniently forgotten tell us all.
The engine noise gradually got much louder until we all start talking about what we should do, should we stop, or keep going? It was only a few more miles to go and we decided the van should be ok and make it. Wrong! We pushed the van so hard that eventually the engine completely exploded, not only that, but the damage was so devastating that large pieces of engine components rolled under our van and then hit the front of our compare’s van who was following closely behind without a clue what was going on in front of him. The “shrapnel” from the leading van caused so much damage to the radiator of the compare’s van that it also put him out of action! You can imagine the face on the recovery lorry driver when he saw who was in the van and what had happened.
The moral of this story is to not always do things on the cheap … and not to trust a driver who puts gearbox oil in an engine. 😉
Blonde Twins
It was the end of another very busy show and the ladies in the audience were all quite drunk. It’s normally about this time – just after the performances – that “things” start to happen. You find you get a lot of advances from women in the audience who’s normal inhibitions have gone due to a night on the booze.
This particular evening Paul and Nick were on stage signing t-shirts after they had finished their slots, the ladies are happy to bare all sorts to be signed; arses, tits, whatever, they really don’t care as long as the marker leaves some sort of branding on them to show to their friends.
As time was getting on a pair of very pretty blonde twins were hanging around the two lads, having had a lot experience they both know the signals pretty well. Nick leant over and nudged Paul who nodded knowingly. Nick turned to the twins and asked if they fancied meeting after the signings are done with. Both of the twins agreed one with a smirk on her face.
After about twenty minutes or so Nick called the girls over, grabbing the hand of one of them he took her backstage while the other chatted to Paul. At this point the girl said very little to Nick as she knew exactly what was coming. Nick lead the pretty blonde into one of the back rooms and pulled her into his arms, he kissed her at first then grabbed at her small but firm tits. Not resisting in the slightest she allowed him to pull down her tight summer top to reveal her perfectly formed small tits, Nick sucked on them for a moment or two before he pulled her down onto the floor.
With the lone twin now laying on her back Nick kept sucking on her firm tits as he pulled up her short skirt to reveal an astonishingly tight little pussy visible under her kinky underwear. By now she was very wet and Nick began to slip his fingers between the moist lips of her hot wet pussy, Nick moved down and placed his head between her legs pulling her underwear to one side and started to lick and finger her sweet snatch. The girl who had already started to gasp with delight raised her head from the floor and in a soft whisper said to Nick; “I want you to fuck me quickly before my sister comes looking for me, she might get worried.”.
Nick being the obliging sort of guy quickly pulled his cock out which was already very hard, the girl seemed quite pleased with herself and then with one hand slid her panties to one side while with the other grabbed the monster cock presented to her and pulled it towards her pussy. Nick moved forward and without any trouble slipped into her wet pussy and started to pump his cock in and out of the horny twin as fast as he could knowing full well that at any point the twin sister may start to call for her.
Nick lifted the girl slightly off of the floor with both hands wrapped around her small firm arse and continued to fuck her as hard as he could. By this point the girl was writhing all over the place so Nick decided to try something, he moved a finger round to her arse and slowly pushed it in, the blonde hottie went wild and raised up thrusting her hips up and down to get as much cock and anal stimulation as possible.
Then suddenly there was a voice calling from just outside of the backstage area … it was the girls twin sister calling out for her, Nick and the naughty twin looked at one another for a moment, and then without a word they both fucked as fast as they could trying to reach a point where they were both satisfied. Nick utters the words; “Shall I cum inside you?”. “No”, she says, and pulled his cock out of her now soaking hole and towards her mouth. Nick worked his cock pointing into the blonde’s pretty little mouth, it was only a matter of moments before he started shooting his load into the horny twin’s mouth and all over her face and chin. Right at that point the door to the room swung open and in walked the girl’s twin sister! The new arrival looked down at the pair of them on the floor for a second and then proceeded to giggle commenting on Nick’s great arse, and just how much cum was now over her sisters face and mouth. Nick jumped to his feet and turned around quickly, he looked at the second twin who seemed to have enjoyed her view of everything. The naughty twin who was still on the floor at this point pulled her panties back over her pussy and stood up to rearrange herself.
The twin sisters said very little to one another as Nick sorted himself out, they just watched him. Nick then mentioned that they should all go back out to the stage. As the girls and Nick walked back the naughty twin whispered in Nick’s ear; “Thanks for a great fuck, made my night.”. The two sisters walked off whispering and giggling to one another. Nick went over to the other lads with a big cheesy grin, nobody said a word, or needed to, they all just knew.